We hereby announce that we will be an X Factor-free zone during the entire run of the show which starts tomorrow

The slappable slapper

Well, we say that… you just know we’ll cave the minute some mincing gay starts going on about being ‘straight but girls can wait’. Or Cheryl Cole collapses live on stage from exhaustion (or something else that sounds feasible to a general public brought up on the idea that celebrities actually, you know, work for a living). Or Dannii Minogue (who we have decided to dislike having seen that Dannii Minogue: Style Icon: We’ll Be the Judge of That shambles) says something that someone can understand through the ‘Strine accent she still works hard bearing in mind she’s probably spent less than a week Down Under in the last three decades.

But apart from any of the above, X Factor is over.

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2 comments to “We hereby announce that we will be an X Factor-free zone during the entire run of the show which starts tomorrow”

  1. Indeed, we like the underdog, so in the 90’s and early nougties we all stood by poor Danni, with her woefully bad iroically titled ‘Pop’ career. And by ‘stood by’ I didn’t mean ‘buy’. But of course now she’s a smug clever clogs judging people and calling herself an icon (And by icon we presume she mans ‘twat’) we now wish we hadn’t backed her in the first place and wished we’d not bought her music because she was a twat, not just because she was shit.
    We live and learn.

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  2. i’m prefering that thing on Sky with Sharleen and Dizzee anyway.

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