His name is Adam Rickitt. He is a former actor/singer/Conservative something or other/hottie. And this is his return to the hallowed stage of G-A-Y on Saturday. It was to celebrate the tenth anniversary of his first appearance there with a single called ‘Breathe Again’, a momentous, erm, moment in gay history and one well worth commemorating to be sure.
But can we ask what has happened to the face? Is that eye-liner? Is it the death mask of screen granny Audrey Roberts? And while we offer congratulations on the body, we might offer advice on putting in more time on glutes. We can say that as our glutes are bouncier than your average baby kangaroo and twice as cute.
He took the opportunity – now he’s not an MP or anything (not that he ever was) – to perform his new song, ‘Tonight’. We will be the judge of that.
We never thought we'd hear ourselves say this - especially not to Adam Rickitt former pop star and Nick Tilsley off-of Corro - but, 'Put it away, love!',