And this is relevant because his wife – who has ‘I deserve money’ written all over her – has just expelled their second/third/fourth/eighth child, to much jubilation amongst a very small part of the UK population.
But can you imagine his penis? Really, imagine it. Imagine it. IMAGINE IT!
David Cameron is, with every breath he takes, every move he makes, every pound he steals from the poor to give to the rich, exposing himself (can you imagine the penis?) as just George Bush with O-Levels.
But really, the penis?
And what is it with these chinless wonders who have gone through the public school system? Do they have the cheekbones bummed out of them?
In conclusion, can you imagine the penis?