We’re not looks-obsessed but David Cameron off-of Prime Minister really is an ugly bastard.

God help us all.

And this is relevant because his wife – who has ‘I deserve money’ written all over her – has just expelled their second/third/fourth/eighth child, to much jubilation amongst a very small part of the UK population.

But can you imagine his penis? Really, imagine it. Imagine it. IMAGINE IT!

David Cameron is, with every breath he takes, every move he makes, every pound he steals from the poor to give to the rich, exposing himself (can you imagine the penis?) as just George Bush with O-Levels.

But really, the penis?

And what is it with these chinless wonders who have gone through the public school system? Do they have the cheekbones bummed out of them?

In conclusion, can you imagine the penis?

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5 comments to “We’re not looks-obsessed but David Cameron off-of Prime Minister really is an ugly bastard.”

  1. …aaand we’re done with the chicken fried rice. Is this the Me Me Me school of weightloss? Mental pictorials of David Camewrong’s bitchspike can oly lead to a rapid plunge in appetite. On the subject of his beloved, she apparently had a c-secksh and the lazy cat-arse-flanged cow was only 8 months gone. The kid can oly have been the side of a litre of Vladivar. Lazy bitch.

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  2. On a more serious note… the most respected independent financial authority today said that the new government was exclusively hurting the poor in its cuts, and that the ones at the very bottom were being hit hardest. Thank you Lib-Dems for providing the cover for that. On a less serious note, I don’t think he has a penis.

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  3. She had a C Section because she doesn’t have a vajahjay. No Penis and no vajahjay.

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  4. Those are some genes that really shouldn’t be passed on…

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  5. Like a dog’s penis. Pink and shiny and flailing about in the park.

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