So where are you going to buy your American Apparel fancy pants when this guy goes out of business? Hmmm?

Let's see the pants then! You're not usually this shy

The brightly coloured underscanties with the white piping were cute, the rest of it schmutter of the quality you could find on any market stall.

But he still defined a good few years of fashion life: brightly coloured skinny jeans, deep-V T-shirts, tube socks with double stripes, those gym bags with the two bands of webbing… Admit it, you had the lot. The people of Shoreditch would have been walking around naked without him.

Well now it seems Don Charvey (that’s him! Sexy, in a Jewish Canadian sort of way), the man who stocked Butt magazine next to the till and created the Legalize Gay T-shirt (even though he’s not gay – well, not if the sexual harassment cases against female workers are anything to go by) may be in big trouble. And not this time for getting his cock out at work.

It seems his company is massively in debt and getting further in there every year that goes by. Is it because recent collections have been hard to even understand, let alone wear (though we just spotted an all-in-one that we have our eye on)? Is it because overnight every high street seemed to have one – and a big one? Whatever it is, the fact is that his financiers are concerned that he’s losing $30 million a year, his sales are down 16% and the share price has dropped by half in just one week.

So, quicksticks! If you want enough of those panties to last you the rest of your life (not that they haven’t been generously ripped off – *giggles* panties ripped off – by now), you better get down there!

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4 comments to “So where are you going to buy your American Apparel fancy pants when this guy goes out of business? Hmmm?”

  1. There used to be a point to AA, no longer.
    Though I am wearing a pair of their socks as we speak. So not completely useless after all.

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  2. I liked the 70s pants but they were a little long in the body for me.

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  3. I find him horribly attractive, from the bushy face to the lumpage in the skinny jeans way too young for him.

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  4. i’m wearing them pants right now [in a charming turquoise]. the elastic goes in the waistband after about 4 washes though. it’s lucky my arse is like velcro or i’d be hitching them up all the live long day.

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