Oh, look! It’s Heidi!

Poor fucking horse!

Well, it’s Heidi if Heidi grew up to be a big, fat, ugly, talentless drug-taking Scientologist cunt, that is.

Moments after this photograph was taken, Peaches was thrown from the horse and trampled to a bloody death. Well, in our heads she was.

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6 comments to “Oh, look! It’s Heidi!”

  1. SCREAMS respected journalist to me!

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  2. Ugh have you SEEN that advert some new ‘comedy’ show where they’re interviewing celebs in a hi-larious manner. The ad starts of with Sarah Beeny and her boobs of power and I was all ‘oooh I can’t wait, set Sky+’ etc then suddenly the partying potato appears and I changed to ‘delete, delete, delete’

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  3. A tribute to the Von Trash Family singers??? Tiger, Pixie and Heroin-Peaches sing The Lonely Goatherd.

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  4. Perhaps she thinks she’s Princess Anne.

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  5. She can’t ride worth a damn; what a waste of a highly bred animal.

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  6. … deine Welt sind die *bogs*, Peaches.

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