This man’s murdered body was found in a suitcase the other day. And all his parents can quibble about is government ‘smears’ that he might have been gay

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A little background for you: Gareth Williams was probably a spy and, after no one had seen him for ages, members of the spying community called at his house to find him done in. It’s a bad state of affairs but then we’ve all seen The Bourne Supremacy (actually we haven’t, but hey…)

According to the Daily Cunt, the family of said dead person, who you might have thought would be mourning their sad loss, have accused the government of running, and we quote, ‘a dirty tricks campaign’ (that’s the family) to ‘blacken the name’ (that’s the Daily Cunt) of Gareth Williams. That’s him in tight clothing during free time off from being a spy.

‘The lad had been away from home for a long time — we did not know much about his private life, but it has never crossed any of our minds that he could be gay,’ said one William Hughes, an uncle. ‘It’s not the picture they have of their son,’ he went on. ‘Maybe it’s the Government or somebody trying to discredit him.’

Because being gay, as far as The Daily Cunt is concerned, is probably the worst thing anyone could accuse anyone of, isn’t it? Even if he is already dead.

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3 comments to “This man’s murdered body was found in a suitcase the other day. And all his parents can quibble about is government ‘smears’ that he might have been gay”

  1. There’s nowt so queer as folk. Especially cunty families.

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  2. So what if he was gay?!?! [That’s aimed at those idiots out there!!!] A gay murder is the same as a straight murder!!!! Find his killer(s). Waste of a life – he looked like a nice enough chap.

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  3. They don’t know much about his private life, but they know he wasn’t gay? Er, right.

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