There is a point to this.
*checks notes; finds something delicious*
Kerry Katona is now bumming this bloke. He’s called Scott Gibson. Whatever for?
Scott Gibson is a kick-boxer. Course he is.
Which at least means he knows his way round a glove. Which must come in handy when shagging Kerry Katona.
You remember Kerry Katona, right? The cunty one?
I’d like to kick her in the C$nt. However, I am not a trained professional, thankfully there now is a trained professional who can give her a kick right up there.
bet she didn’t pick him up in Iceland…and surely you aren’t working on a bank holiday???