Kylie dances with the Midget Academy of America. That’s her towering over the others in the middle!

She's so tiny!

Now, you might be thinking that the main question here is how the freak does Kylie Minogue – ‘Good evening, America!’ – get onto America’s Got Talent in the first place when she is not even a footnote in that fine country’s pop history? But then Thelma Houston who hasn’t had a hit since 1973 was on last week, so we’re assuming the bookers will take anyone. Next week: Su Pollard sings her smash hit ‘Starting Together’.

But our main concern is that, bearing in mind the Minogue is literally so small she gives you the creeps when you meet her (it’s like shaking the hand of a Tiny Tears doll – only a Tiny Tears doll still has full use of her tear ducts), how did they find a whole troupe of dancers smaller than her?

Is it a triumphant return to form for the Mini-Pops? See the ‘performance’ over the jump sponsored by Sainsbury’s own brand Cottage Cheese…

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14 comments to “Kylie dances with the Midget Academy of America. That’s her towering over the others in the middle!”

  1. Talent is a word that should never be in the same room as Kylie.

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  2. Kylie Minogue has a Grammy Award.

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  3. And Ant and Dec have about thirty Baftas.

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  4. And she’s earning shitloads more than someone who writes a webpage…..

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  5. Oh, it’s confirmed. Money IS everything.

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  6. Oh come on Nolan Sis… because someone is rich they are beyond reproach? I’m a little shocked that you said that. It’s rather Daily Mail…
    :-(

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  7. Lourdes writes a web page…

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  8. The angle of most of the features on here about her is so snide that a comment on them in the same vein is totally appropriate…No-one is beyond reproach, but it has to be said, there’s a big market for her stuff, so she’s got to be doing something right.

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  9. I met her in 1989 and she was lovely. On the other hand she has a terrible singing voice in my humble opinion (which is the only one that counts) on the other hand she is creative and has longetivity, but then most of her songs are bilge, but then having said that she looks great and gives her fans what they want, but then having said that it is shit. Oh I don’t know. Let’s talk about how shit danni is…

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  10. Her songs are fine, she’s just pointless. A head on a stick.
    It is beyond me why she’s managed to bewitch so many people/gays.
    And I find the treatment of her on here very funny, and at least it’s different to the lame fawning that every other publication shits out.

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  11. Nolan Sister I agree honey – the market for mediocrity is always the biggest market there is.

    The fact that she’s shit is one of the reasons I used to love her, but now I find she believes the hype, which is never attractive in a person.

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  12. I don’t mind her … I generally ignore her … I just wish she’d be in some otherwise harmless accident that would make it impossible for her to sing through her nose. (-:

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  13. Yes horrible singing…proof ….23 years and she still has to hear that..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WvFd0EdutU

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  14. Oh but did anyone catch Dannii Minogue: Style Queen? Bit of an own-goal there, right?!

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