Yes, he may have shared a room with him during the erection campaign. Yes, he may have hired him even though he already has two advisors/assistants and this one doesn’t have any experience (though he does have quite a nice ass). But that doesn’t mean a damn thing. Ask anyone.
‘Any suggestion that the Foreign Secretary’s relationship with Chris Myers is anything other than a purely professional one is wholly inaccurate and unfounded,’ said a spokesman for Dolly Hague (so, three assistants and a spokesman – that’s quite some party!)
And ‘professional’? Does that mean Missy Myers is getting paid?