These two are bumming. Hot, right?
NB. Flip-flops.
They’ve been bumming for quite a short while now, and all of Manhattan is a-buzz.
They’ve been to parties and parties and parties together.
He has even been referred to on Page 6 – a gossip column in the New York Something Or Other daily newspaper – as his ‘partner’. By which we assume they mean ‘bum chum’. They said it, not us. There may be nothing in it at all. Nicky might just be running errands, fielding calls from Calvin’s ex-wife Kelly, picking up used condoms off the living room floor before the maid arrives (we’re not saying who the condoms have been used on, you’ll notice)…
Also turns out Nick Gruber off-of bumming Calvin Klein has bummed on telly. Some people call it porn, we call it elevenses.
As for who’s top and who’s bottom, they’ve both got greedy bottom written all over their arses. Though having said that, it’s difficult to pigeonhole, what with the power dynamic of an age-gap ‘ship.
*hole*
Want to see Nick Gruber in some of his modelling poses? There’s tit, ass and bulge. So at least we can confirm he’s male, even though he’s a total lady.




CK was a good looking man until some not-so-great plastic surgery! The youngster doesn’t do anything for me – I’ll pass!!
They’re both wearing one/two of my least favourite looks.
I agree. Uncle Calvin is better looking even as a lizard.
is this younger fugly or what? and i think what he sees is not money but free undies i mean ck undies year round since it seems he is always nude DINT MAMMA TELL YOU TO WEAR FRESH UNDIES EVERY TIME?
Chunky ankles. A weight-problem in the wings. (looks thin a superior.)