Yes, Jake love, the message is coming over loud and queer.
You used to be skinny and then you went to the gym and took some muscle supplements, even though you’ve always scoffed at the jocks who did that sort of thing and thought yourself very superior to muscle-heads, and you become vaguely muscley.
And since you’ve put all that work in, you need to let everyone know – in the time-honoured way skinny guys who put on a bit of bulk have always done – by removing your shirt at every opportunity.
Well done, you! The world applauds, loses interest, stops buying your records.
In a side note: how fierce does Deborah Harry look in this picture from V magazine. Which is a magazine. Called V. It’s a New York special featuring Lady Gaga as Miss Liberty on the cover, Lady Bunny and a rare, yet-to-be-verified shot of Marc Jacobs with a jacket on *gets on Janet Jackson-style security mic* can it be true? We need this looking into? Have you heard back from forensics yet?