It comes to something when you can’t even go down Chariot’s Roman Spa without greedy bottom Scientologists hogging all the cubicles!

No farting in the jacuzzi

As long as he disposes of his used condoms responsibly, takes all empty condom wrappers with him, because they can get stuck on your feet, and wipes down the vinyl-covered bench as he leaves, we don’t mind what John Travolta gets up to at the weekend. But we think his wife might. 

What it is is… the National Enquirer, only slightly lower than Grazia in terms of reliability, has suggested that John Travolta, star of all number of not very good films, and a top Scientologist along with his friend Tom Cruise, has had sex in what they refer to as ‘spas’ – though we’re sure the kind of mud wraps you get in the spas they’re talking about don’t bring much needed circulation to the surface of the skin. Or maybe they do.

It goes on to call his marriage to wife Kelly a ‘total fraud’. What? A Scientologist in a fake marriage? What kind of crazy talk is this?

We choose not to believe or disbelieve this particular story. Well, we do. But we’ll let you make your own mind up.

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One comment to “It comes to something when you can’t even go down Chariot’s Roman Spa without greedy bottom Scientologists hogging all the cubicles!”

  1. Starring in Grease
    Calling your son ‘Jett’
    Injecting Botox
    Dancing with Princess Di

    Gay dear? Who dear? Me dear? No dear

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