Eyebrows. (We’re thinking of making it series. You know, like Magnum PI. Now if only we could work out how to switch on this thing…)

He may not be a lady, but he's all dolly.

Lady Ronaldo is now flogging watches, as well as the reserve nerve on his eyebrow tweezers.

It’s for Timeforce, a Spanish company. We know him!

What we find fascinating – really, really fascinating – is that with, presumably, a budget that runs into the tens and with access to tiered chandeliers, purple velveteen pillows, an e-Thpanith actress with a funny look in her eyes and some lovely… windows, why the buggery bollocks does the advert look like a dog’s dinner second time round (you know how they like to barf it up and then eat it again? What is that, short term memory? Primordial survival skills? Filtration?)?

Now we’re suckers for a good advert. Like that Chanel Mademoiselle one with Keira Knightley and Joss Stone tra-laa-ling in the background. And the Kia-Ora one. Knowwhatwe’retalkingabout?

But this just isn’t forcing us to buy it. And what is the point of that?

It’s also strange how you can take someone who just pitches up and looks pretty good – albeit after a face-full of all the make-up Mac can make – and make them like a Lady Gay, someone Gok Wan might refer to as ‘fierce’.

Seewhatwe’retalkingabout…
Take those ridiculous clothes off immediately.

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4 comments to “Eyebrows. (We’re thinking of making it series. You know, like Magnum PI. Now if only we could work out how to switch on this thing…)”

  1. I used to belong to the Kia-Ora Club. “I’ll be your dog.”

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  2. I was a member of the Haribo Club. They send you a Hari Boy when you join. Not as fun as it sounds.

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  3. We LOVED that Kia-Z’adore-a ad when we were wee.

    The reason such adds are shite is wery wery simple. I bet it’s a family company, and someone in said company thought as follows.
    “I decorated our house, and all my friends said it was lovely. I took a video on holiday, so I’m practically a movie director. What do we need an Art Director for??!! i CAN DO THAT!!”
    You see it again and again.

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  4. Oh and I’d flip for Ronalda. Think he’s yummsville.

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