Lady Ronaldo is now flogging watches, as well as the reserve nerve on his eyebrow tweezers.
It’s for Timeforce, a Spanish company. We know him!
What we find fascinating – really, really fascinating – is that with, presumably, a budget that runs into the tens and with access to tiered chandeliers, purple velveteen pillows, an e-Thpanith actress with a funny look in her eyes and some lovely… windows, why the buggery bollocks does the advert look like a dog’s dinner second time round (you know how they like to barf it up and then eat it again? What is that, short term memory? Primordial survival skills? Filtration?)?
Now we’re suckers for a good advert. Like that Chanel Mademoiselle one with Keira Knightley and Joss Stone tra-laa-ling in the background. And the Kia-Ora one. Knowwhatwe’retalkingabout?
But this just isn’t forcing us to buy it. And what is the point of that?
It’s also strange how you can take someone who just pitches up and looks pretty good – albeit after a face-full of all the make-up Mac can make – and make them like a Lady Gay, someone Gok Wan might refer to as ‘fierce’.