Sarah Ferguson is starring in her own reality show.
Now luckily for us, the Daily Mail has explained who Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York is.
And here was us thinking she was one of The Supremes.
(NB. Britain’s Prince Andrew? Has it really come to this?)
Next they’ll be telling us the couple divorced amicably in 1996 after ten years of marriage, and have two grown children.*has a funny turn*
The show, called Finding Sarah, will air on Oprah Winfrey’s new TV channel at the beginning of 2011.
Here’s the quote:
‘With the help of Dr. Phil…’ oh we can’t be arsed with the rest. It’ll just be a whole load of patronising bollocks.
Back to Oprah (did we ever really leave?). Oprah’s new TV channel is called the Oprah Winfrey Network. The acronym for that is OWN.
Oprah Winfrey totally shat her pants in class when she was a kid.
And therein lies our arse reference.
*eats a cashew*