So, Sir Dame Me Me Me (OBE) went AWOL for a while. Don’t ask us, we’re just the pretty ones.
Anyway, to make it up to you, here is the latest Calvin Klein pants advert starring Kellan Lutz. Which is funny, because we always had an inkling he had a penis.
The pants are horrible (aren’t they!), but the penis looks hefty. For which we drop trou’ and take a bow. And then take an even closer look…
Oh! What happened? So apparently some of you were seeing nothing but white. And not in a good way.,