‘Are you wearing tartan knickers?’

*deep curtseys. Really deep*

… said Prince Philip to the Scottish Tory leader Annabel Goldie. Not to the Queen, who is here in this picture just because we like the picture. And indeed her. 

‘I couldn’t possibly comment,’ said Annabel Goldie, Scottish Tory leader. ‘And even if I did, I couldn’t possibly exhibit them.’

Prince Philip, currently in talks with Richard Desmond about producing a one-man show for Channel Five – which Prince Philip sees as being a bit like Michael McIntyre but actually funny – asked Annabel this whilst up in Scotland with that man who has voices in his head and choirboys in his pants and cock-up-his-arse-if-only-he’d-just-relax-a-little-bit. After all, if Hitler was gay none of that would ever have happened.

Gay really is the future.

*gets some stickers made* 

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  1. Awww, look ar our Crumblies!

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