Susan Boyle-in-a-bag, who has just entered the Guinness Book of Records not once, not twice, but thrice times (Most Overrated Scottish Singing Potato, or something. Thrice times!) is singing for the Pope (Most Overrated Closeted Homosexual Nazi Cunt) today in Glasgow.
‘I’ve always wanted to sing for his Holiness and I can’t really put into words my happiness that this wish has come true at last.’
That’s because, Susan Boyle, you are a moron.