Lulu. Everyone’s favourite byword for delusion.

Champagne for Lulu!

Lulu – who we once asked, ‘What’s your secret? Apart from a face full of Botox?’ – is here seen sporting a number which forces people to look at which point she goes, ‘WEEEE-EEEEE-EEEEE-EEEEE-EEEEE-EEEEE-EEEE-EEEE-EEEE-EEEE-EEEEE-EEEE-LLLL-LLL-LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!’

If we were Jewish – which our mother thinks we are – we would say, ‘We like your chutzpah!’ 

Lulu – who has made a career out of three events in her life: 1) That buggery song 2) Shagging/not shagging/shagging the Orange gay/bi/straight/whatever one in Take That and c) John Frieda – is very small.

Lulu said this in an interview with the Guardian last week:

‘When I look in the mirror I think, “You don’t look that different to when you were 40, Lu.”‘

Lu. 

She also said this:

‘In Glasgow, where I grew up, it’s all about style.’

Glasgow. 

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10 comments to “Lulu. Everyone’s favourite byword for delusion.”

  1. Where’s Champagne for Lulu’s comment on that story? Hmmm?

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  2. Bitch stole my look!

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  3. Lulu is just Kylie, on a bit. Though at least Lulu can sing. Or shout.
    ‘Shout!’

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  4. Lulu is always ‘ON’. i find that fascinating. what a deludenoid.

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  5. Awww, I luv me some Lulu. She might be mad as a box of hair but she does no harm. Little sweety.

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  6. What she needs is to get a new single out. I mean, who does her PR?

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  7. Does no harm? I have had an encounter with it and it was VILE! Everybody who has had anything to do with the little cunt knows it too. In addition to this, despite her talent she has had more failed record deals than Dawn French has had crunchies and black cock.

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  8. Harm in the sense she’s a singer, not a doctor or politician. And we suspect La French never got that much black cock.

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  9. Never heard of her.

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  10. I thought it was Olivia-Neutron-Bomb. Dawn French – Lenny Henry not so much black cock but a real dick.

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