Lulu – who we once asked, ‘What’s your secret? Apart from a face full of Botox?’ – is here seen sporting a number which forces people to look at which point she goes, ‘WEEEE-EEEEE-EEEEE-EEEEE-EEEEE-EEEEE-EEEE-EEEE-EEEE-EEEE-EEEEE-EEEE-LLLL-LLL-LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!’
If we were Jewish – which our mother thinks we are – we would say, ‘We like your chutzpah!’
Lulu – who has made a career out of three events in her life: 1) That buggery song 2) Shagging/not shagging/shagging the Orange gay/bi/straight/whatever one in Take That and c) John Frieda – is very small.
Lulu said this in an interview with the Guardian last week:
‘When I look in the mirror I think, “You don’t look that different to when you were 40, Lu.”‘
She also said this:
‘In Glasgow, where I grew up, it’s all about style.’