There’s a sight to wake up to! No wonder the BBC aren’t paying Chris Moyles anymore…

Ooh, dirty

Poor old, dirty old, homophobic old, old old Chris Moyles. It seems the BBC have forgotten to pay him his last two months’ installment of the half million he picks up every year for going on about everything being ‘soooo gay’ on Radio 1, which frankly no one has listened to since the glory days of Tony Blackburn.

And so angry is Chris (Chris, hold that feeling. THAT’S how you make US feel when you insist that calling everything ‘soooo gay’ doesn’t actually translate into schoolyard bullying), that he spent the first half an hour of his show yesterday (not that we heard it, you understand) not playing records or even telling us what stuff was ‘soooo gay’ but moaning about his employers: Her Majesty’s Royal and Stately BBC.

Apparently, apart from not getting paid for the last two months (couldn’t you just get onto accounts like any normal person?), there was no milk in the office for his tea. Where’s the European Court of Human Rights when you need them.

He also found it fitting to have a go at listeners who told him to grow up. One texted to say that he should be grateful to be on such a giant wedge (of public money!) to which he replied: ‘I slept on someone’s sofa last night, so don’t speak to me about my life. You have no idea, my friend.’ Does half a million golden coins per year not buy a Premier Inn bed these days then?

‘It’s a huge lack of respect and a massive FU to me,’ he whined. Well, that’s how lack of respect feels, scruffbag. And here’s another massive FU to you for your collection.

And one last thing, can that man in the background get his feet off the very expensive equipment and put them on Chris Moyles’ face where they belong?

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7 comments to “There’s a sight to wake up to! No wonder the BBC aren’t paying Chris Moyles anymore…”

  1. Ungrateful bastard.

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  2. Sorry about this, but I think if someone has just broken up from a very long term relationship and is sleeping on a friend’s sofa, probably because he doesn’t want to be alone in a hotel room and has to get up at 5am and have to sit and entertain the nation and his employer not ony deosn’t offer to give him a few weeks off, but doesn’t even pay him when he’s obviously close to breaking point I have some sympathy. Everyone always thinks that just because someone is on a high salary they have no rights to be unhappy, stressed, or angry about being badly treated. I find that a bit sad.
    I personally think he’s a tosser and yes is coming across spoilt and diva-ish, but if you look into it he’s having a shit time in his personal life and hiss bosses are just expecting him to fend for himself on live radio. I know I would have had a rant too. He could also be borderling hypoglycemic. Give him pastry. He needs pastry.

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  3. I WANT PASTRY!
    Or just a chocolate-covered croissant.

    But really, it’s rather tacky ranting live on air – and a shameful exploitation of one’s position. Why can’t he just go to Human Resources like everyone else?

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  4. No milk in the office. Well, there would be 3 hours of dead air if I was to go “broad’casting for hours without milk in my tea.

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  5. Yes, bad situation to not be paid in that period of time, but why do the rest of us need to hear about it? He isn’t paid sick money to be the one we hold and coddle. He could have maybe been forgiven just a tad for being angry about not being paid, but to berate his listeners like that. CUNT doesn’t start to describe him. Self absorbed has been then tries to make it all ok by saying it wasn’t even the worst on air rant he’s ever had? Well, why wasn’t the worse one the LAST one he was given the chance to have?

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  6. He’s not homophobic, fucking hell some of my friends say homophobic stuff to me & I think it’s hilarious. If you listen to him you’d know he wasn’t.
    And if I wasn’t paid for 1 month I’d be kicking off about it & would probably refuse to work any further, no mAtter Joe much cash I’ve got in the bank.

    I’d much much MUCH rather to listen to Moyles in the morning that Scott “scripted so it sounds like it’s scripted” Mills.

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  7. Don’t we all moan in work?
    I mean, unless I was a fluffer, I can see a day where I wouldnt have some sort of issue worthy of a rant.

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