First of all, let us apologise for this picture. Totally inaccurate. It should obviously show Nick Clegg getting fucked by David Cameron and not the other way round. But then you know those public schoolboys: SO versatile!
Second – and most importantly! – of all, just a couple of days after nerdy old atheist who’s not even married to the mother of his children (we LIKE this guy!) Ed Milliband is elected leader of the Labour Party, new polls are showing Labour on 40%, the Conservatives on 39% and the Liberals way down there (hello!) on 12%.
*curtseys, primps red rosette, flutters Millionized eyelashes at a random passing Milliband*