Tony off-of Jamie Lee Curtis. Dead. Gone. Never coming back.


Tony Curtis dead, me me me tv

Poor old Tony, seen here with Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot (he’s dressed as a lady, in case you hadn’t noticed). Dead, he is. No one knows for why but he was 85 and had been in hospital due to an asthma attack, so…

Anyways, let’s celebrate him for many reasons. 1. He was damned cute in his heyday 2. He played a slave boy who Laurence Olivier came on strong to while in the bath in Spartacus 3. He reckons there was a deep gay subplot to one of his most famed movies, The Defiant Ones, where he was chained to Sydney Poitier 4. He was married to Janet Leigh, who got it in the shower in Psycho (so, Jamie Lee – different spelling – Curtis) and 5. He always referred to the gays as ‘my brothers and sisters’.

Love him, love the big funny hair of his later years, will remember him fond-style. *cracks open a bottle of something spendy to toast the bones of the man*

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5 comments to “Tony off-of Jamie Lee Curtis. Dead. Gone. Never coming back.”

  1. I think the family statement said he died in his bed next to his wife in Nevada, having suffered a heart attack. Shame his daughter is such a massive cunt. Really, no stronger words to describe it or I’d use them. Shame about him, though. He seemed nice…

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  2. Why is she a cunt, Tim. Tell us! Tell us perlease!

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  3. I worked with her for a few years and she is just ugly inside. She takes great pleasure in being vile to others and doesn’t think twice about laying into anyone that doesn’t do exactly what she wants (which can change a few times in one day). I never had to answer to her, just exist around her, and we still had words. Hideous woman on every level and she revels in it. All this stuff she does for kids is a massive front. Glad the tots benefit but it certainly doesn’t make her a better person.

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  4. So now we know…

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  5. I’d heard that about Jamie Lee as well. I’d also heard she was born with both male and lady parts too, but that’s another story.

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