If you fly Virgin, you get sex. Gay sex if you’re lucky.


Virgin Atlantic ad

Virgin Atlantic – a brand that has a lot of red in it – has unveiled its latest advert. Like its previous advert – the ’80s-inspired one with the hair and make-up – there is colour and movement and the whiff of back bumming.

This bloke up here, having a quick squizz through the x-ray, is not someone we’re especially keen on penetrative sexing because he doesn’t have a single male bone in his entire body and that for us is not a turn on, though anyone who likes their men to be ladies like Gok Wan might have a prick in their ears right now.

And the basic message of this Virgin Atlantic ad is, if you’re good looking life is much better.

*combs hair*

And a man just walked in front of us with three of his front teeth missing. How Crystal Meth chic.

Now for the ad. *licks end of pen*

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebEDj7ZkOuA

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11 comments to “If you fly Virgin, you get sex. Gay sex if you’re lucky.”

  1. Ooh, mememe, a bit of gay homophobia! I swear the gays are the worst homophobes of all, all that inner resentment leads to hours at the gym and a cronic desire not to be one of THOSE gays, you know, the camp ones. Honestly, I expected better of you!!!

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  2. Ursula, in what way is saying they don’t want to have penetrative sex with effeminate men homophobic? I don’t want to have penetrative sex with men who are fat. Or smell. Or have vaginas. Does that make me homophobic? Am I supposed to fancy all types of gay men in order not to be homophobic?
    I’m the first to leap on any kind of homophobia but this is really finding homophobia where homophobia frankly doesn’t exist.
    (How many times can I say ‘homophobia’??!)

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  3. Now let me see,
    men who are fat – could do something about it
    men who smell – could do something about it
    men with a vagina – clearly have done something about it! lol
    men who are effeminate – well sometimes that’s just how they are and it’s not something that’s acquired, lots of young gays stand out because of this and clearly they’re not craving the bullying and abuse.
    To me it just seems a bit animal farm, you know all are equal but some are more equal than others. Anyhoo and how, didn’t want to start a biggy, was an observation not an assault.

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  4. I enjoy camp people, I just don’t particularly wanna fuck ’em. I didn’t realise that made me homophobic.

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  5. I hear you Ursula. Maybe I also want to feel you.
    But just a little point, also not a biggy, but I do feel people aren’t born effeminate or camp, in the same way people aren’t born behaving like macho morons – it’s an affectation.
    And really, I don’t give a fuck how people behave – it’s a choice and I applaud people having the courage to behave in whatever way they like…. but I do take a little umbrage at the idea that just because I don’t fancy someone who’s camp or whatever, it’s homophobic.
    I can camp it up myself with the best of them, but I’m kinda aware that it isn’t a sexy look.

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  6. Camp, effeminate, fat, smelly, with or without vagina, macho moron, homosexual, homophobic – I’ll penetrative sex them all.

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  7. J’adore the old Vierge Atlantique. Some people take themselves far too seriously – now get over it and put on a Larry Grayson showreel and a Judy Garland soundtrack. How’s that for a pigeon-hole?!

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  8. Oh I did love Dame Larry Grayson.

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  9. And that is why, Pilar, you are my all-seeing, all-bumming hero.

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  10. Lulu, as seems to be customary for a Friday afternoon, I take my pants off to you.

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  11. Don’t stop now, I’m close…

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