Jan Moir: ‘Dinnerladies was about as funny as lumpy custard’. As opposed to looking like lumpy custard.


Jan Moir

Jan Moir – whose raison d’etre is being a cunt – has branded Dinnerladies, by Lord, Sir Dame Victoria Wood, as being ‘as funny as lumpy custard’.

Apart from the fact a foetus doing work experience for Closer magazine whilst posing for baby scans would’ve come up with a better line than that, Jan Moir really is the worst kind of ‘journalist’.

Trading on lame shock tactics because talent has evaded her, she is the journalistic equivalent of the ugly girl with a Penguin biscuit stuck in her hair who lets all the boys stick a Fab lolly up her flange behind the bike sheds because that’s the only way she’ll ever get any attention.

Oh, and c) and d).

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8 comments to “Jan Moir: ‘Dinnerladies was about as funny as lumpy custard’. As opposed to looking like lumpy custard.”

  1. Jan Moir really is the most pointless of human beings. Unattractive, unfunny, crap writer, unoriginal, offensive in the blandest of ways. Being a cunt is quite often an interesting character trait but she can’t even do cunt convincingly. She’s too stupid to ever be of any value to anybody. She is the lamest of vile people.

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  2. You are SO correct in stating that “talent has evaded her”. And ‘Cindy Crawford’s mole’ was so eloquent in assessing Ms Vile aka Jan Moir – POINTLESS HUMAN BEING is an understatement. SHe really does like attaching people of major talent – I don’t think attaching Victoria Wood’s immense talent is a good move. And wash your hair, troll !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. She is a right cunt and no mistake.

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  4. Poor cow. How does she think that makes any sense? Why the fuck would lumpy custard be considered either funny, or unfunny? If she have said Dinnerladies was about as funny as a custard pie then perhaps that would have made more sense, as it’s something some people consider funny, because it’s supposed to be, like a bad sitcom. She may have made sense then, but lumpy custard? She may have well have said “About as funny as a loft conversion, or about as funny as a multipack of Walkers crisps” It’s not an analogy love, you are just being an utterly shit journalist who doesn’t even understand the basics of comedy.
    Walk walk walk to the pillarbox, blimey oh fiddlybob, no pillarbox, react react react…etc

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  5. Oh, I love the people on here. And I love that proper targets like this crap cow are picked on. I salute you all!

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  6. I don’t condone violence, but there’s something about this woman’s face that makes me want to kick it repeatedly.

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  7. You should have posted some kind of warning before we had to look at those sweaty jowls. It’s enough to make a dog sick. Ugh, repellent ‘woman’.

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  8. Wow … she’s certainly not attempting to lure teh_gays back then! :-)

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