Looking more like a perky vagina than a penis that has benefited from a ‘38% visual enhancement in size’, this is in fact a penis that has benefited from a ‘38% visual enhancement in size’.
It is all thanks to Marks and Spencer’s new – that’s brand new to you – Bodymax pants, that offer a ‘38% visual enhancement in size’. Why not 39%? Or 37%?
Anyway, it’s all done via an ‘integral shelf’. What other sort of shelf would it be?
Anyway 2, they’re on sale from 15th October and they’ll cost £10 a pop. There’s another pant in the range with does the same for the back bottom, where ‘seam-free tailoring’ lifts the the ‘wearer’s posterior by a fifth’. Those will set you back £15.
So they can get the cock-lift down to a very specific 38%, yet the arse is a round fifth. Seems a little unfair to us.
Erm, what else can we say… Wimpy is not what it was, is it?