So, as they get ready for their Plastic Beach tour (can you imagine?), Damon Albarn, the one off-of Blur, was perusing ideas for outfits along a beach/nautical theme and came across some very (too?) on-message horizontal sailor stripes.
‘They might look a bit, well, gay,’ he said, that patently being a very bad thing for a boring, middle-class, middle-brow, middle-of-the-road, chunky-around-the-middle man to come over as. ‘Not that there’s anything wrong in that,’ he backpedaled as any good Guardian-reading bourgeois would when caught out in a casual bit of homophobia. ‘But I didn’t want us being like something from a Jean-Paul Gaultier advert.’ You should be so lucky, dolly.
Anyways, we applied our usual rule to this statement and this is what you get: ‘They might look a bit, well, Jewy. Not that there’s anything wrong in that.’
Case closed and secured with a Hello Kitty combination padlock.