Statistics are hot, right?
Want some more?
Eight percent of US men identify themselves as gay. Better get a move on, then.
Seven percent of US women identify as lesbeans. Whatever that means. Something to do with chunky keys.
And so says a survey called the Indiana University Center of Sexual Health Promotion. You can promote that? They/it/he/she/he-she asked 6,000 adults about schtupping ‘n’ stuff. And apparently if you happened to be between 50 and 59, you were asked about taking blow-jobs from same-sex oriented fella-me-lads.
And in conclusion, 82% of US men said that bumming made them scientifically more beautiful.
And we chose that picture of Daniel Craig to illustrate this piece because we’re dying for a wet wee too.