Knight of the Realm Sir Dame Elton John, Ricky Martin, Wanda Sykes, some woman who looks vaguely familiar and another woman who we’ve never seen before in our lives-currently-being-extended-by-banana-flavoured-muscle-shakes-with-a-dash-of-Baileys, have come together to tell people hating is wrong.
We drop trou’ and take a bow to thee, especially the Ricky one though he will have to take off his bonnet first; though it’s interesting how you never find, ooh, off-the-top-of-our-heads, Tom Cruise doing something like this. Wouldn’t want to tarnish his hard-earned reputation as a shouting primordial dwarf. And Dannii at least did the ‘Some People Are Gay’ thing; Kylie too busy applying skin to ever send out a message of support to the people who have paid for all that skin for all these years?
*hides from Kylie fans; finds a Terry’s Chocolate Orange*