Muscle shakes are the secret to longer life! And pregnant women can drink!


Great health news for all and indeed sundry today. First (and least interesting to most of us), pregnant women can drink up to two units a week. Afraid you’re going to have to research that yourself, mums-to-be, as we have the much more exciting news that muscle shakes make you live longer *whizzes up a chocolate one, settles down to read*

Yes, health nuts, protein powders can improve general fitness, co-ordination and balance and can raise life expectancy by up to 12%! What scientists haven’t established is whether all that is due to the fact that looking scorching hot due to the use of muscle powders leads to more sex which in turn leads to better fitness, co-ordination and balance and a 12% increase in life expectancy.

Whatever the story, we recommend Holland & Barratt’s own brand, currently on half price for just £12 or odd.

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5 comments to “Muscle shakes are the secret to longer life! And pregnant women can drink!”

  1. Maybe that will make up for the vile taste of the stuff.!

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  2. This is great news indeed but shit, does that mean those air-head Abercrombie bandwagon boys will be around for even longer?!

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  3. […] some woman who looks vaguely familiar and another woman who we’ve never seen before in our lives-currently-being-extended-by-banana-flavoured-muscle-shakes-with-a-dash-of-Baileys, have come together to tell people hating is […]

  4. Holland and Barratts is actually the most effective protein drink… as discovered in a recent scientific study.

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  5. In light of this and Jack’s recommendation, I shall be popping into Holland and Barratt today.
    So that worked.

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