Everyone knows anyway, so it seems a bit superfluous to anyone’s requirements that Gavin Rossdale, in an interview in Details, the magazine for gay men who haven’t come out yet, finally admits that – yes, yes alright, you got me – he did have an affair with Marilyn when he was 17.
Phew! Doesn’t it feel a relief to get that one off your chest (though you’re probably still back on the last paragraph wondering what on earth anyone is thinking still interviewing Gavin Rossdale in this day and age, aren’t you?)?
Well, apparently, no, it doesn’t feel a relief to get that off your chest. According to one newspaper that shall remain nameless, even though the interview isn’t out yet, Gavin is regretting spilling the beans. For why? For because Gwen didn’t know. Well, if she didn’t, she’s one of just three people in the West who didn’t.
Stuff and nonsense, say we. We cannot believe Gavin is so uncool as not to have told his wife about his teenage carryings-on. And we cannot believe Gwen is so uncool as to give a flying lizard about it. Marilyn did go to the wedding, after all. Didn’t he/she?