There once was a man from Nantucket…
So this guy on the left, he’s called Brett Favre. Because he’s American, his surname is probably pronounced ‘fay-vray’. But who are we to judge? We’re wearing coloured shoelaces.
So Brett, in spite of being a very famous American footballer who plays for the Jetsons or the Flintstones or the Rolling Who or somesuch, decides it would be a very good idea to send pictures of his cock to some bird he’s schtuppin’ or wants to schupp or really, who cares? To be honest they lost us at Football so we just scanned down to the cock shots, made a wish, and next thing you know Mary Poppins is on your doorstep.
The cock shots are after the jump. Our lawyer, also known as Noodle the Cat, told us to tell you at this point that these cock shots are ‘not suitable for work’. To which we said, ‘Weekend? What is a weekend?’