‘I was given 24 hours to live,’ says Cheryl Cole to Piers Morgan while fulfilling her contractual obligation to cry on his show


Honestly. Some people.

This is Cheryl Cole ‘tearfully’ leaving the filming of Piers Morgan’s Saturday This Is Your Life show (we were thinking yesterday how former Sun editor Kelvin McKenzie, who has a slot on Alan Titchmarsh’s show, must run a cold sweat every time he sees former Mirror editor Piers Mogan rake in another few million).

Anyways, on said show, she ‘tearfully’ revealed that doctors gave her 24 hours to live when she was struck down with malaria. Do doctors do that then? Do they come in and say, ‘Oi, you with the hair. You have 24 hours to live, so look sharp’? Do they do that?

And of her marriage to Ashley Cole, she said, tearfully, ‘Looking back on it I feel numb. We had a great marriage…’ Yeah, it always seemed really great, all however many months of it there were.

‘I don’t know where it went wrong,’ she tearfully went on. ‘To this day I still question that.’ Erm, it went wrong when he started sleeping with other girls. We can give you dates if you like, love. We can even do it tearfully if it helps.

We’d hate to think what the budget for glycerine on that show is!

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8 comments to “‘I was given 24 hours to live,’ says Cheryl Cole to Piers Morgan while fulfilling her contractual obligation to cry on his show”

  1. […] 'I was since twenty-four hours to live,' says Cheryl Cole to Piers Morgan … […]

  2. Silly cow. And why do I also think she lies?

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  3. I think you’ll find it went wrong when he failed to uphold his half of the contractual agreement, which was to keep his man-loving antics well and truly under wraps.

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  4. And ironic also, don’t you think Pilar, that she is now ‘seeing’ another gay man. Only this gay man has found it impossible to hide his man-loving antics. Probably because he’s the gayest thing currently walking the streets of West Hollywood. Which is no mean feat. He should be awarded.

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  5. Lulu, I hear you. When is this poor Geordie trash going to be linked with a man who can actually satisfy her needs? Well, there’s will.i.am. Oh, wait. Same old story.

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  6. It’s rude how doctors lie these days. Promises, promises.

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  7. Seriously, does anyone actually believe she had malaria? She had a been on a gargantuan bender with her big gay boyfriend Derek where she basically inhaled Columbia and needed to sleep after being on it for a week.

    And Lulu and Pilar, climb on top of each other and get it over with already.

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  8. Xactly, Tequilla. Everyone with any iota of intelligence has recognized Cheryl as a consummate liar, her own needs the only benefactor. No one of any sense believes she had malaria. She is another nobody with hair extensions, willing to steep to every possible low in order to pay the expenses at her Surrey mansion.

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