Honestly. Some people.
This is Cheryl Cole ‘tearfully’ leaving the filming of Piers Morgan’s Saturday This Is Your Life show (we were thinking yesterday how former Sun editor Kelvin McKenzie, who has a slot on Alan Titchmarsh’s show, must run a cold sweat every time he sees former Mirror editor Piers Mogan rake in another few million).
Anyways, on said show, she ‘tearfully’ revealed that doctors gave her 24 hours to live when she was struck down with malaria. Do doctors do that then? Do they come in and say, ‘Oi, you with the hair. You have 24 hours to live, so look sharp’? Do they do that?
And of her marriage to Ashley Cole, she said, tearfully, ‘Looking back on it I feel numb. We had a great marriage…’ Yeah, it always seemed really great, all however many months of it there were.
‘I don’t know where it went wrong,’ she tearfully went on. ‘To this day I still question that.’ Erm, it went wrong when he started sleeping with other girls. We can give you dates if you like, love. We can even do it tearfully if it helps.
We’d hate to think what the budget for glycerine on that show is!