Yes, apparently there is someone whose name is, and we quote, The Situation. If he didn’t have such a big cock we’d find that laughable (we do actually find it laughable but we’re laughing behind our hands).
He is ‘starring’ on this year’s Dancing with the Stars, also featuring Audrina Patridge off-of The Hills. We propose a motion that the title Dancing with the Stars should be replaced with Dancing with People Who Have Been on TV.
Catchy as crabs or what?