His name is Brahim Zaibat – a name conjured out of thin air by a mother and a father – and he is a French breakdancer. People still do that?
An onlooker (we know him!) saw the pair of them snogging at a New York club last Thursday. Now he-she tells us!
‘They came together and were holding hands in a private area. Madonna got up and was dancing for an hour straight before going back to her man.
‘They immediately started making out in front of other guests.’
Ergh, get a dark room!
Oh but there’s a twist! Which is not really a twist! Madonna (age in brackets) and Brahim (20 years younger in brackets) have apparently been seeing each other for months.
Not minutes, not days, not years, not half a pound of treacle, months.
‘Madonna did not want this getting out before she had time to see if things were really going to work out between her and Brahim.
‘Things have been going well so she was about to go public with the relationship anyway.’