So, there’s, like, the gay one the Daddy one the isn’t-he-cheeky! one the creepily small one and the one with the low-hanging balls.
We would never, however, speculate as to which was which.
And they’ve all come together in Q magazine, the magazine for people who, like, really like music. Yet wouldn’t know a tune if it bummed them bareback on the dancefloor whilst, in the background, someone cries fluoro tears. One down the left, one down the right.
And whilst we consider the need for a juicer in our lives, let’s also offer the same courtesy to the pictures of Take That as seen in the latest issue of Q, as taken by Bryan Adams. Don’t you just love transition pop stars? It’s only a matter of time before he starts selling cupcakes in an Oxfordshire village. Whilst, in the background, someone cries fluoro tears.