So having sent Simon Cowell some ‘musical dwarfs’ for his birthday celebrations, she’s now got Cher hanging out with this young man (don’t worry about the blood, it’s a Hallowe’en-related thing; Cher hasn’t come over all street on him).
Now, we’re not ones to come over excessively PC – unless it’s Police Constable, in which case we’ll get our truncheons out quick smart – but is it not offensive to use people as figures of fun? What was it the Elephant Man said? ‘I am a human being’? Just not seeing the funny side. For once in our lives!