Hillary Clinton – who has realised that red is indeed her star colour – has lent her support to the ‘It Will Get Better’ campaign, whereby famouses are making video-ettes to a) discourage gay kids from killing themselves b) tell the cunts who are goading the gay kids towards thinking they have nothing to live for are, well, cunts. Only she doesn’t use the word ‘cunt’. She’s wearing red, for Christ’s sake!
Talking of Christmas, only nine weeks to go! What will we wear?