So, we’ve met the both of them. He’s nice, she’s… let’s just say ‘less so’. He’s an ex-shagger, ex-addict now making his living pretending to be a shagger and addict in various movies. She’s a hard-core Christian now making her living pretending to be all saucy and out there (though disapproving of Lady Gaga’s ‘blasphemy’).
He’s a free spirit, she seems very controlling with her ‘I tamed him’ schtick. He seems intelligent and funny, she seems as thick as your average brick and about as funny as diarrhea (actually, other people’s diarrhea can be pretty funny). He is actually quite sexy, she just does sexy (and not very well, from a non-interested-in-the-ladies perspective) with all the latex shizz and the new perfume and all.
So, the burning question, as they get ready to marry just a year after they met: how long do you give it? Our money is on less than a year.