We show you this, not so much because we like the sound of a condom bagpipe, but to show younger users that when older gentlemen try to tell you they can’t use a condom because they’re just too big – and they will try those tricks, kids, trust us! – they’re lying.
If their penis really is too big to be enveloped in a life-saving condom, then it’s waaay too big to be enveloped in your innocent young arse.
*receives grant for promoting safer sex to young people. Has grant removed because of the cuts*