So if you go through the pictures really quickly – quicker! – it is like David Beckham is taking his shorts off in real time, in front of your very eyes, smiling like he means it, lunging like he means it, wearing tight white briefs like he means it.
Whilst David Beckham closes his eyes and thinks of whiskers on kittens and that clever man who paints masterpieces on tiny pieces of chewed gum, let's look at a sequence in which David Beckham takes off his shorts to reveal whiter-than-white pants. It is nothing short of thrilling. ,