First of all, buggers can be choosers and you know what? We need ‘u’ in our masturbation.
So pictured here is a young gay with a Relient poster behind him. We have no idea who or what Relient is or are, but there are several things troubling us about it, it being the poster: it is at an angle, there are white boys in dull colours with long hair and probably a guitar in their bedrooms, and there’s a ‘K’ after the world Relient. It may be a matter for the police.
Back to the boy. From what we can gather, he’s a gay who needs bumming and his fella is deaf and he’s sending him a video message using the medium of sign language. It is really *checks notes* cute.
This could turn into a show. We’re thinkging America’s Next Top Model meets Coach Trip, with the pace of Spooks. Channel Five’s on the prowl…!
ps. What’s sign for ‘greedy bottom’?
ps. The subtitles may or may not be working. If not, click through to YouTube for ’em. (Don’t ask us – we’re just the pretty ones!)