This boy (why the long face? Oh sorry, Sarah Jessica Parker’s TM’d that one…) is fretting about the inch he can pinch around his waist. And so the freak would we. We wouldn’t even go to the bathroom for a wet wee let alone leave the house. Has the country gone to the dogs?
And that, ladies and germs, was our introduction to a collection of male toplesses from last night’s Glee. Last night’s Glee in the United States of States. Not here in London England.
It features Blondie – whose real life name is Chord Overstreet. His real life name. Chord. Real life. Chord. Real. Chord. His parents were probably ‘really into music’ – that Finn one (Cory Monteith. How useful are brackets?!) and Will Schuester (Matthew Morrison. Why, these bracket things are just darn clever!) who we would bum all the way to Bed, Bath and Beyond…
What? I've got an itch!,