Another minute, another piece of PR bollocks about the X Factor. This time, they’ve dragged in The Royals (TM).
It transpires – and we’re guessing it has something to do with hair empathy and Millionized eyelashes – that Prince Harry fancies Cheryl Cole.
‘Harry’s a huge fan of X Factor and watches it week in, week out,’ says……….. No, it’s gone.
Who actually says ‘week in, week out’? Like we say to the Tube day in, day out – who actually says ‘alight’?
‘He’s an even bigger fan of Cheryl. Weirdly, they have a friend in common (it’s us) and Harry requested the direct email address of one of her management.’
The direct email address of one of her management? Hardly pushing the boat out.
‘Cheryl is massively flattered and, being a fame whore, is naturally keen on meeting the Prince. She might not be attracted to him but she thinks he sounds like a really good guy.’
That’s because he’s not gay. We might also have added two or three words to the officially official statement. If you can guess what they are, you’re gay too. Hooray, etc.