Stephen Fry is in the middle of a storm about whether women like sex.
According to our in-depth research, some of them do, sometimes it depends on the quality of the sex being offered and some of them, according to Mr. F, have sex because that’s what they need to do if they want to be in a relationship. He’s obviously never set foot in Romford, where the beer is cheap and you can get a back alley knee-trembler while waiting for the 174 bus to your mum’s, should you so require!
A throwaway comment, a jape, a musing… made in the best gay magazine in the whole wide world, Attitude was then picked up in The Observer, shaken around a bit, restyled (this The Observer denies) and hey bingo, Stephen Fry is having to Twitter himself out of trouble.
‘We don’t go cruising or cottaging on Hampstead Heath because we don’t need to,’ said The Daily Cunt’s Rosie Boycott (she used to be a feminist, now she writes for The DC!) ‘Women have other ways to get our thrills, and we can go and get them in bars or clubs.’ Now, if only gay men had come up with the idea of bars and clubs. Gay ones! Gay bars! Gay clubs! Now there is a ground-breaking idea!
‘So some fucking paper misquotes a humorous interview I gave, which itself misquoted me, and now I’m the antichrist. I give up,’ Twittered Mr. Fry.
Honestly! You can’t say anything these days.