Portraitist, hotty, clubland legend, friend to the stars, friend to people you might recognise from clubs but don’t actually know who they are, producer of very sexy artworks (we have one – it’s outrageous!) and general all-round clever clogs TradeMark has an exhibition in the heart of London’s glitteringness.
Featuring portraits of stars like Bowie, Grace Jones, Boy George and, erm, Kylie as well as scene superstars like Tasty Tim, Dusty O and Princess Julia, you can get round it in less than half an hour and then buy one (they go from hundreds to £10,000 for Kylie).
It’s called A-Listers, Heroes and Heroines, it’s at La Galleria, 30 Royal Opera Arcade, Pall Mall and it lasts for about a week. We would! Hell, we already have!