Pete Burns: ‘My face could fall off’


Pete Burns

*puts new batteries in digital point-and-shoot; waits*

‘All that from just one song?’ said our American bum-chum upon happening across fur-wearing fame-whore Pete Burns in London’s glittering Soho mere weeks ago whilst pointing to the face, working his finger down the body in a withering fashion, then working it right back up to the face again.

‘Yes, all from the one song,’ said we.

*sends story to The Lady; is rushed through Subs to get into Christmas issue*

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4 comments to “Pete Burns: ‘My face could fall off’”

  1. his face could fall off? i can’t say i particularly sympathise.

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  2. fall off what? the table he left it on many moons ago?

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  3. His head already blew up. You have to watch quite far in, and it’s hard work, granted, but….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWYXIuuI-Rg&ob=av3e

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  4. Who was his surgeon? An upholsterer?

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