Before anyone gets carried away with the Strictly Come On My Tits colour and movement, let’s not forget Anne Widdecombe’s sole role in life. Being an utter cunt.


Anne Widdecombe

‘This is a despicable invasion of privacy!’ rant the morons on the Daily Cunt in response to this picture of High Cuntesse Anne Widdecombe sleeping on a train in the Finsbury Park area of north Big London. If the woman doesn’t want her privacy invading, she shouldn’t be appearing on the second highest rated show on Saturday night TV.

Most people born with such terrible physical defects would find an outlet in comedy or at least have the decency to move to Scotland, but instead this one decides to force her rancid form of hatred on the public for a living whilst simultaneously never finding even one penis willing to go near her and spreading the word of God. By which we naturally mean her interpretation of the word of God. Which in a nutshell is the morally dubious, “I’ve been dealt a terrible blow in life so to make myself feel better, I will tell the gays they are bad people.” If she was slimmer, she’d probably chase them.

What you can’t quite make out here is her fetid drool burning its way from the corner of her mouth, round the jowls, down to her dirty tit. It’s small-scale glacial erosion, if you will. She’s on the National Curriculum. She’s a truncated spur!

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12 comments to “Before anyone gets carried away with the Strictly Come On My Tits colour and movement, let’s not forget Anne Widdecombe’s sole role in life. Being an utter cunt.”

  1. So, if she was awake and having her picture taken on public transport then her privacy wouldn’t be invaded, yet because she’s asleep, it’s an invasion of privacy. Don’t go on public transport then, you stupid cow.

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  2. And who sleeps with their mouth open like that? Someone should have dropped a turd in it.

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  3. Can’t she does us all a favour and get cabs?

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  4. Scabs, Gilbert. Or scabies. I have know idea who this woman is. She looks rather alternative for a professional danseur.

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  5. oops Know = no.

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  6. ah, but she knows who you are Angela. and she knows about your life. and she hates you for it too.

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  7. Oh Anne, shut your mouth! No, really!!

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  8. sum 1 should av put a big black penis in her mouth i meant a vibrater

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