If anyone can think of a way this woman could be any more of a dick, please let her know. She’s running out of ideas.


‘I always knew I wanted a great man of God,’ says Katy Perry of her new husband, former drug addict who now only plays drug addicts for big money in Hollywood movies, Russell Brand. Yes, he’s always seemed very spiritual to us too.

Of herself she says, ‘I’m a good girl because I really believe in love, integrity, and respect.’ Yes, you always seemed very much about integrity to us too, seeing as you’re the good Christian girl who can’t wait to get her tits out for the boys. Very based on integrity that.

‘I’m a bad girl because I like to tease. I know that I have sex appeal in my deck of cards.’ Erm, I think we’ll be the judge of that.

When we talked to her, we asked what her strong points were and she listed about 25, until we stopped her. And when we asked for her faults, it was… ‘Erm, I can be a little grumpy if I’m tired.’

Self-knowledge is a wonderful thing, Katy. You should look into it sometime.

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8 comments to “If anyone can think of a way this woman could be any more of a dick, please let her know. She’s running out of ideas.”

  1. It’s the first time I feel the urge to slap a magazine cover.

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  2. She married Russell Brand – that covers a multitude of reasons!!!!!

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  3. She’s such a dick.

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  4. Wouldn’t mind if she could sing. But she has no redeeming features, in spite of her ability to list about 25…

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  5. Stupid girl.

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  6. Ooof, utter cunt. I can’t bear the ‘I’m a Christian but I’m really hot’ thing. Fuck off!

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  7. Sounds like she lives in a novel to me.

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  8. That cover absolutely REEKS of photoshop. Dick…

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