Oh, look! A new Michael Jackson album! How clever!


It’s called, simply, Michael. Not Simply Michael. Like Simply Barbra. Just, simply comma Michael. Period. Or full stop.

It is, according to the release, ‘The much anticipated album of newly completed recordings’. Do they know something we don’t?

The album is released on 13th December, there’s a single called ‘Breaking News’ that’s available before then and this very day of our Lord *checks retro digital watch* 5th November, there will be a teaser at michaeljackson.com, which must be some sort of website.

*finds it hard to contain excitement then finds the perfect piece of Tupperware and contains it quite nicely*

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4 comments to “Oh, look! A new Michael Jackson album! How clever!”

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