‘Very good. Fabulous!’

This is the moment Dame Joaneth Collins inspected Sharon Osbourne’s plastic surgery up close live on Americanino television. Her verdict? Favourable.

Joan herself has not had surgery. The reasons she gave were she’s afraid of needles and she doesn’t want a face full of poison. Which sounds fair enough to us but then we do have skin you could bounce pennies off of. Or penises.

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2 comments to “‘Very good. Fabulous!’”

  1. A friend of mine used to work for British Airways and when Joanie swaggered up to his desk to check in late for her flight he told her she couldn’t board. She flipped her lid and screamed “Do you know who I am?” He promptly then grabbed the tannoy microphone and sent out the following message. “Attention all passengers, if you have lost a woman, there is one at the BA desk who doesn’t know who she is”
    The most spectacular way to get sacked I have ever heard of.

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  2. Love. That. Story.

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