You might remember the shot: Miley wrapped in a blanket, looking over her shoulder with her upper back exposed. It was actually quite nice and one of few photographs of the teen star in existence where she doesn’t actually look like a child prostitute.
‘I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be “artistic”,’ whined Whorey Montana when it looked like she might lose her Disney gig because of the outcry over the photo. ‘And now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.’
Cut to two years later, when we’ve seen most of what Miley has to offer anyways (just Google ‘Miley Cyrus’ and ‘man in a boat’ and see what comes up), and we get another over-the-shoulder shot. With a nice bit of underage tit on display.
Them Christians, just can’t keep it in their pants.